James Frey tells the Wall Street Journal: “I’m done writing books. The only books I’ve written are the ones with my names on them, and I’m never writing another book.”

I don’t believe that, but if it’s true, this is a great day for letters.

He was caught at the launch party for Booktrack, which is a new company that “adds soundtracks to e-books . . . matches ’synchronized music, sound effects, and ambient sound’ to text.” Insert your own line about everything getting worse here.