Thank you to anyone who’s ever commented on this blog. The vast majority of comments are from spambots, and I delete them in bulk. Frequently. I have to say, though most spambots leave crazy links or very brief, generic sentiments (”Very interesting post. I’ve bookmarked you!”), some rise to the level of demented poetry:

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So true.